• Little Girl Snuggles Up to ENORMOUS Dog, Melts the Internet

    Well, this is downright adorable.

    In the following video, a little girl uses her family's huge Tibetan Mastiff as her personal stuffed animal, draping herself across its body, snuggling up inside its soft fur and even singing it a song.

    But does the gentle giant mind? Not one bit.

    This tolerant canine is content to lie back and let its tiny owner have her fun. And we're more than content to watch her do so:

    It's good to know that not all dogs get irritated when smaller creatures attempt to befriend them, isn't it?

    Cute stuff all around.

    Let's take a look at many other example of dogs and kids being very cute, shall we?

    Dog Naps With Baby
    This is Beau and this is Theo. They have napped together ever since Beau was a newborn.



  • Jessie Nizewitz, Dating Naked Star, Sues VH1 Over Unblurred Crotch Shot

    Despite agreeing to go on VH1's Dating Naked, the premise of which is summarized well by the name, Jessie Nizewitz had NO idea what she signed up for.

    Or so she says in a $10 million lawsuit against VH1 parent company Viacom and two production companies for allegedly flashing her crotch, uncensored!

    The incident took place during a playful wrestling match on the beach with a male contestant. Nizewitz was, by definition, buck arse nude at the time.

    But the 28-year-old New York model says she was assured that all of her naughty bits would be blurred on the show, and that they clearly weren't.

    The social media coverage of this "event" has messed her up, she says.

    "I have no problem going to a beach in a bikini or people seeing me on TV in a bikini," the reality star said in a statement via her attorney, Matthew J. Blit.

    So why go on a show called Dating Naked? Jessie Nizewitz explains:

    "I was told that my private parts would be blurred for TV ... if you watch an episode, you will see that the blur actually makes it less revealing than a bikini would."

    "Obviously, I did not expect the world to see my private parts, this is not what I anticipated or what any other contestants on the show anticipated."

    The Plaintiff, according to her court filing this week, "was shocked, horrified and outraged to observe this intrusion into her privacy for all to see."

    "Immediately Plaintiff became subject to ridicule by those watching, [suffering] extreme emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment."

    VH1 and the other defendants, she says, should know that Dating naked is one thing, but showing her "vagina and anus on national cable television" is another.

    Perhaps they should. On the flip side, these things happen.

    Basically, this girl went on a show called DATING NAKED, was shown naked, feels wronged by this and feels she deserves $10 million as a result.

    Sort of hard to be taken seriously when put that way.

    Sex Box
    Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.



  • Miley Cyrus: BANNED from the Dominican Republic Due to Immoral Concert Acts

    In America, Miley Cyrus is free to share photos of her five-foot bongs and of herself peeing in the woods until her heart is content.

    But the rules are very different in the Dominican Republic and that nation has now made headlines for banning Cyrus from performing there.

    The young artist had been scheduled to take her Bangerz tour to the capital of Santo Domingo on September 13.

    Miley Cyrus Crotch Close Up
    Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.

    The Dominican Republic government commission, however, released a statement yesterday that says Cyrus often "undertakes acts that go against morals and customs, which are punishable by Dominican law."

    It's unclear whether officials are referring to Miley riding around on a hot dog, grinding on the hood of a car, Twerking with tiny people or what.

    Tickets ranging from $27 to $370 for the concert have been on sale since July. We don't know whether fans who purchased them will get their money back.

    In the past, the commission has banned songs it considers vulgar from the airwaves, including some by Calle 13 of Puerto Rico.

    No word yet from anyone in Miley’s camp regarding this ban. The artist is scheduled to finish up her latest tour in Perth on October 23.

    Miley Cyrus Smokes Fake Joint
    Miley Cyrus is smoking a pretend, gigantic joint in this concert photo. What else would you expect, she's in Amsterdam?



  • Lolita Richi: I'm the Only REAL Human Barbie!

    Lolita Richi, the latest Human Barbie, says she is the only REAL Human Barbie.

    Allow her to explain. You see, the latest human aspiring to emulate a plastic toy's rendering of beauty says that her striking appearance is all-natural.

    The irony is thick, as no "natural" teen strives to be a doll. But Lolita Richi says that unlike other hopefuls, she can reach this pinnacle with no surgery!

    Lolita Richi Teen Barbie

    The Ukrainian-born Lolita wears a 32F bra, has a 20-inch waist, and besides not having surgery to achieve her look, says she doesn't even diet.

    “I have a naturally gorgeous figure so I don’t even have to diet,” the 16-year-old Richi tells the Daily Mail, apparently not lacking for self-confidence here.

    The 5’4'' teen went on to diss Valeria Lukyanova, her fellow Ukrainian who laid claim to the Human Barbie title last year, because she's like SO FAKE!

    “I think I’ve achieved this image better than anyone else. I’m the ultimate vamp woman,” Richi tells the newspaper. “I haven’t even heard of Valeria Lukyanova.”

    Oooh. Human Barbie burn.

    Obviously, Lolita concedes, she uses a push-up bra, blue contacts, different wigs, and gobs of makeup in her many photos. Just no filters or Photoshop.

    Richi’s snapshots are captured by her mother, Anya, herself only 33. Yes, the new Human Barbie's mother is only 33 years old. And brimming with pride.

    “My mom’s proud of how I look,” Richi said, adding that. “If I can become famous for my appearance in some way. I will be extremely happy.”

    Mission accomplished?

    Lolita Richi Picture
    Lolita Richi is a 16-year old from Kiev. She (sadly) prides herself on looking just like Barbie.



  • Kate Gosselin to Earn How Much Per Episode of Kate Plus 8 Reloaded?

    Following a two-part special featuring Kate Gosselin and her brood this summer, the maligned reality star is returning to TLC for a new season of Kate Plus 8.

    New episodes will return in December, and Gosselin will be making out nicely.

    “Kate couldn’t turn it down. She loves doing TV and it’s basically her only source of income,” an insider said, summing up what we all assume to be true.

    So how much will she be pulling in with the series' return?

    Steve Neild Kate Gosselin Photo

    Gosselin, 39, isn’t bringing in the coin she did at the peak of Jon & Kate Plus 8, but it’s certainly more than the average American is making ... per year.

    “Kate’s making more than $40,000 per episode, but it’s not clear yet how many episodes,” the source said. “Right now they’re only locked in for one season.”

    Not bad. Plus she gets to work with boyfriend Steve Neild!

    We kid ... mostly. Longtime bodyguard Neild recently parted ways with Gosselin, only to be quickly brought back into the fold with the famous family.

    Kate then requested that TLC bring Neild on board for the new season as well, and the network was happy to oblige because controversy draws buzz.

    Their relationship has long been the subject of speculation.

    While Neild has been employed by Kate for years, and the nature of their closeness questioned, there has never been any proof that they hooked up.

    Still, it gets attention and the network no doubt realizes this.

    “She’s always happy when TLC wants more of her," a source said of Kate the greedy, abusive monster mom (she has been said to be all of those things).

    We can't wait for the show to premiere this winter. You?

    That Kate Gosselin Look
    Doesn't it just make you a little bit ill? Yes, we thought so.



  • Kim Kardashian Shills for Weight Loss Corset, Plummets to Pathetic New Low

    There was a time when Kim Kardashian was proud of her curves.

    No, really. We're serious!

    That time is difficult to recall, however, now that Kardashian is intent on serving as an awful role model for young women around the globe, constantly talking about her need to lose weight and even going to extreme lengths in order to do so.

    Extreme, PROFITABLE lengths, we should say, as Kim fell to a new low last night, shilling for something called the Whats a Waist corset.

    "#hourglass #waisttraining #nophotoshopnecessary #whatawaist.com," Kardashian wrote as a caption to the following image, counting her money as she did so:

    Kim Kardashian Cinches Waist

    This totally ridiculous product retails for $143.50 and the company behind it claims it could help you lose weight while slimming down your figure.

    (NOTE to all readers: You are supposed to have a waist!!!!!!!!!! It's normal.)

    Kim has been on a weight loss mission for weeks now, obnoxiously throwing it back to her #SkinnyDays and wondering why her body looks different simply because she had a baby.

    "Do any of u moms see their bodies just not the same? a different shape? ughhhh my hips & butt are huge now! they were big to begin with!" she wrote, like an idiot, in early August.

    In May, Khloe Kardashian also posted a photo on Instagram of herself using the Whats a Waist cincher.

    We're therefore forced to make the following statement, in bold no less:

    The Kardashians are not your friends. They are not recommending this weight loss technique to actually help you look better. They are being paid tons of money to post these photos and write these messages. Please remember that.

    Oh, and also this: they are terrible human beings.

    Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture
    This is a photo of Kim Kardashian's cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We're sure you already knew.



  • Pete Wentz, Meagan Camper Welcome Baby Boy!

    Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz and model girlfriend Meagan Camper are parents! They welcomed a baby boy, Saint Lazslo, on Wednesday in L.A.

    Meagan Camper Pete Wentz

    “Mom and baby are happy and healthy,” the rep says. “They are thrilled at the addition to the family and Bronx is over the moon to be a big brother.”

    Up until the baby’s arrival, Wentz, whose 5-year-old son is from his previous marriage to Ashlee Simpson, did not know the sex of his second child.

    “We’re waiting,” he said. “I think we’ll probably do a surprise on this one.”

    But the couple of three years now, who celebrated with a chic baby shower in May, have always made their intention to start a family together known.

    “They’ve been planning this for awhile,” a source close to them said.

    “What could be more exciting than having the pitter-patter of another little gremlin running around?” Wentz said back in May. “Now it will be two-on-two.”

    Congratulations to the happy family ...

    Simon Cowell Baby
    American Idol judge and all-around snarkmaster Simon Cowell was softened a bit by the birth of his son Eric Philip on February 14. What a Valentine for Simon and girlfriend Lauren Silverman.



  • The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Cast Announced: Who Are the Newbies?

    Things are about to get very crowded on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

    And, we're guessing, very dramatic.

    Bravo has announced that Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Cynthia Bailey, Phaedra Parks, NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams  will ALL return for new episodes of its hit series.

    But the ladies will also be joined by two new faces:

    The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Cast Members

    Demetria McKinney, a singer/actress, will come on board as a full-time Housewife; while Claudia Jordan, a TV/radio personality, will recur on the program.

    Many were unsure if all last season’s Housewives stars would return Moore got into a brawl with Williams during a reunion taping back in March.

    But the two of either patched up their differences or it's the complete opposite, they're fighting more than ever and producers want to take advantage of this tension.

    Leakes, meanwhile, will be making comeback for one final season; the budding actress' contract after this year and she'll likely move on after that.

    Real Housewives Reunion Tension

    [to Kenya Moore] You a slut from the '90s ...

    Porsha Williams
    [to Kenya Moore] You a slut from the '90s ...

    Bravo is yet to confirm a premiere date for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7, but you can always watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online via TV Fanatic.

    Until it hits the air again, you can relive all the drama!



  • Scott Weiland Impersonator Arrested For Meth, Claims to Be Singer For Entire Month in Jail!

    Former Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland is not in jail, despite a police incident and media reports on the arrest and incarceration of Scott Weiland.

    Say what now? Buckle up, because this is absolutely ridiculous:

    Some guy arrested for stealing razors at Rite Aid and caught in possession of meth declared himself to be Weiland, and furnished police with Weiland's info.

    He knew Scott's date of birth, and is a dead-ringer for the star.

    Scott Weiland Mug Shot

    On Thursday, as news reports started breaking that Weiland was behind bars, the real Scott Weiland shared a video of himself, clearly not in jail.

    "I just got done reading something very interesting," a stone-faced Scott said. "A nice piece of fiction saying I was in jail and have been for months."

    "I've actually been touring, writing and recording, this is the studio we're in right now. So all I have to say to our fans is don't worry, don't fret, it's a lie."

    After that video went live, an L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. official said he was "definitely in custody. We did a physical check on that inmate and he is in custody."  

    The Beverly Hills Police Department also produced a statement confirming Weiland's arrest ... and then started looking into this and figured it out.

    In a second statement, the police said:

    "Police units ultimately arrested a suspect for [the] crime. Upon arrest, the suspect identified himself as former Stone Temple Pilots band member Scott Weiland."

    "On Thursday, August 21, 2014, Beverly Hills Police discovered through an FBI Fingerprint Return that the subject arrested was not Scott Weiland."

    "The fingerprint return positively identified the individual as Jason Michael Hurley, 44 ... who's been telling cops, "I'm Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots!"

    If he were, he likely wouldn't have spent four weeks behind bars on $95,000 bail. That alone should have tipped someone off, but here we are.

    Hurley will now have providing false information to law enforcement officials added on to his alleged offenses ... and is still behind bars. Scott is free.

    Drunk Man Tries To Urinate Out Of Cop Car Window
    Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.



  • The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Teaser: Move On, Elena

    NOTE: We'll post a higher resolution video when one becomes available.

    But we couldn't wait another second to share the following promo for The Vampire Diaries Season 6 because it features brand new footage from brand new episodes.

    It also features BOTH Salvatore brothers telling Elena to move on.

    Yes, that's Stefan opening the promo by telling his ex to say "goodbye" to Damon, who she believes perished to close The Vampire Diaries Season 5.

    But that's also Damon at the end, beseeching the same from the love of his life.

    Does this mean Damon is some kind of ghost? Is Elena just dreaming? Answers will start to come when TVD returns with new installments on Thursday, October 2.

    You can't wait that long? Go watch The Vampire Diaries online via TV Fanatic right now!

    Nina Dobrev Swimsuit Pic
    Nina Dobrev looking gorge in a swimsuit. She looks gorge in anything really.



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